unclefather:

ibebro:

unclefather:

i’m so old

it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math

you’re not with math either

unclefather:

ibebro:

unclefather:

i’m so old

it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math

you’re not with math either

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mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals


#scroll out#reveal the giant squirrel pulling her strings

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals

Reblogged from (@tyleroakley)

just-a-skinny-boy:

Insanity is blood on your hands but not on your conscience.

You’re so oblivious. I wasn’t asking because I wanted to know. It was shock. You treat me like a girlfriend, flirt with me, damn near hold hands with me while playing cards,and you tell me you like her. Screw you. I’m done. I love you.

It sticks when the only thing between your crush and their crush is you. </3.

fashion-runways:

MICHAEL CINCO Bridal Collection 2014-2015

Reblogged from cute vanilla princet

queen-halla:

fernandodelarua:

I really!!!! want!!!! queer spaces!!!! that aren’t nightclubs!!!!!!

queer libraries 

thisismyideaofhumor:

I had a dream the other night that they made a Night Vale movie and that Cecil was introduced with a very dramatic shot of him walking down the station hallway until it pans down and you see he’s wearing light-up sketchers

Reblogged from absolutely mullered

joshishollywood:

sparklewench:

editorial design antics, pt. 2

this looks like a normal magazine spread right

image

well

if you look really closely on one of the melons i put a really tiny pterodactyl right in the middle

image

no one noticed

and they actually published it

now there are 2000 copies of this magazine featuring this tiny pterodactyl and i’m the one at fault

oh my god am i a horrible person or what

If I could live one day the way you live your entire life

snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

Reblogged from Survive

naeive:

alcohol makes me so happy i would honestly be happiest as a lowkey alcoholic making art all the time that is my ideal form

Reblogged from D Risque
tamaratunie:

😂😂😂

tamaratunie:

😂😂😂

Reblogged from Quinfinitte

There’s two things on my mind right now

You and the fact that I don’t remember where I put my glasses.

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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